I’ve been playing Godville for some time now. The name of the god is Godstiel and the mortal hero is Godstielson, because I’m easy like that.
Now, this game plays itself so I only check once in a while to see what ridiculous thing he did. And today, this is what I see:
02:19 PM Met Dean Winch3st3r outside the hospital with a broken arm. Signed his cast with “Oh my god!”.
My Destiel heart just came alive. Godstiel’s son found a Dean all on his own.
This was taken back in 2010 in Anilao, Batangas.
You might be wondering what got all these divers busy (me, included) = blowfish.
Blue, brown, and green eye colors
dONT LET THE FIC WRITERS SEE THIS
and she blinked her chartreuse eyes at him getting lost in the sea of his gunmental blue orbs
are penguins even real omfg
Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006
did someone smuggle a penguin all the way to the opposite pole specifically to attack leonardo dicaprio because i would watch the hell out of that movie
Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??
Having none of that shit today.
“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING
Pack animals like dogs don’t tolerate dissent in their group because it weakens the pack’s social structure… There are similar clips on youtube of them breaking up rabbit and rooster fights… They don’t care what species you are, they just want you to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
They don’t differentiate species because dogs think everything else is just a weird dog.
ANIMAL BEHAVIOR IS FUN MAN OMG
I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.
swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
You can’t be a member of Team Free Will unless you’ve had glorious hair.
Does that mean Crowley can join the team too?
Can’t forget Lucifer
I think Balthazar is winning here.
In the meanwhile, Gabriel…
I just choked
If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.